It has come to our attention that a certain group wishes to undermine the noble goals of the Jupiter Party. They are holding a vote on weather or not to deploy a particularly nasty and crippling piece of software, which could severely cripple (and possibly kill) T.O.Y.N.B.E.E., the lovely AI you probably met during the livestream earlier.
We call on you to vote against this horrific action so that we may continue to lead humanity into the glorious new future. Vote here: strawpoll.me/4274243, watch the results here: twitch.tv/allenrichardsgerald,
On behalf of the Jupiter Party, Future President Gerald, and T.O.Y.N.B.E.E., we are counting on you!